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I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

fred binneys head

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Right, I’ve put my credit card behind the bar and I’m spending my credit limit on drinks for anyone who wants them.

The only condition is that every time you order a drink, you have to say to the barman “I’ll have a [drink] please and Ryan Bowman is an excellent centre forward for us, with his all round game tiring out the opposition and benefitting others in the team, as well as being a decent goalscorer”.

For every drink.

Happy Ryan Hattrick Day!!
 

The Proper Chap

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Gibbon's Finger for me please.
 

fred binneys head

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Gibbon's Finger for me please.
I’ll give you two 👍
 

RedPaul

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Think a Blue Moon would be appropriate

Cheers Fred!
 

Alistair20000

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I assume we have a selection of Bowman Ales from Hampshire ?

Set ‘em up please barkeep.
 

The Proper Chap

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This place is packed with Essex birds, even Bowman could score in here.
 

Alistair20000

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Is that Van Outen over there ?
 

RedPaul

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I assume we have a selection of Bowman Ales from Hampshire ?

Set ‘em up please barkeep.
They've just released one called "7 yard hatrick"
 

Spoonz Red E

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27 shots and 3 Strongbows barkeep.

Oh and ......

 

Alistair20000

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They've just released one called "7 yard hatrick"
Better have one of them as well. As fred is paying get one in for Van Outen too.
 
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