I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

[Alistair20000]

Today is dragging so what better way to speed things up than a socially distanced virtual pint? I've cut a hole in me mask so that i don't have to take it off.

Love lockdown larger, me.

Any pics available ?

I am designing my mask and am looking for inspiration.

 

[Billy The Fish]

A pal of mine has a face mask with a photo of his own nose and mouth superimposed. I'm not getting one of me as I'd like to glam meself up a bit with, say, a Ryan Bowman mask.

Anyhow I'll have a pint of cider with a double Bailey's poured in. Bottoms up.

 

[Billy The Fish]

Cup Final Day sesh anyone ?

Scrumpy for me with a scrumpy chaser. Oh and a packet of Pangolin Scratchings. Dunno what they're like but they're damn cheap.

 

[Average Joe]

Ere Barman. Rack up some stiff ones. Who's serving these days? Been waiting for a chaser since my Mk departure. That blinking Ryan Harley let me right down. I thought Ginger things got better with age.

 

[Sidey's back]

Quiet in here for a Friday. (Indo must be knocking another one out on his keyboard).

Lockdown largers all round?

I'll get the cheeseboard out at 5, if you're still here.

Happy Friday y'all.

 

[Alistair20000]

Good man Sidey. Larger lol for me please and my typing in of those words will have Lionel dropping in soon.

Make sure there is some Stilton on the cheeseboard otherwise we will have Indo rearing up.

BTW: thought you had sold Ye Olde Cheese Shoppe

 

[LOG]

Did someone say cheap larger lol?

 

[Alistair20000]

Did someone say cheap larger lol?

"Cheap" was inferred.

Sidey has shouted you one up.

Did we have the closing of the cheese shop in the dossier ?

 

[LOG]

In that case i'll have two.

I'm pretty sure cheese is mentioned in the dossier but i can't be certain about the shop side of things. I'll check the archives.

Incidentally, i did come across a potential new lead in the hunt but i'm loathed to go public.

 

[Alistair20000]

In that case i'll have two.

I'm pretty sure cheese is mentioned in the dossier but i can't be certain about the shop side of things. I'll check the archives.

Incidentally, i did come across a potential new lead in the hunt but i'm loathed to go public.

Interesting...................

I thought the trail had gone cold.

Have a third on me.