• We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. If you continue without changing your settings, we'll assume that you are happy to receive all cookies from this website. Read more here

I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

HH12

Well-known Exeweb poster
Joined
Mar 21, 2013
Messages
7,183
Location
Now safely converted to HF68
Cheers All
 

Alistair20000

Very well known Exeweb poster
Joined
May 5, 2009
Messages
52,234
Location
Avoiding the Hundred
Can I cash my Greyhound voucher please barkeep ?

Pint of Alsatian winter special please and some lager slops for Lionel
 

Billy The Fish

Well-known Exeweb poster
Joined
Apr 12, 2015
Messages
7,840
Hope the hound doesn't upset Mr Chap by doing a whoopsie on the virtual lawn. Or Indo by not wiping his feet on the way back in.

Brown split please.
 

IndoMike

Very well known Exeweb poster
Joined
May 9, 2010
Messages
34,044
Location
Touring Central Java...
-Quiet in here tonight.
-Alice, I'll have a Bahama Mama and a packet of salt and vinegar, shaken, not stirred
-Hi Matt, drowning your sorrows?
-Yeah, Indo, Bleddy strikers are useless. I've told them where the goal is a hundred times but they still can't bleddy score. I'm having sleepless nights.
- Have a litre of whisky on me, mate, that'll help
- See y'all.
 

Greyhound

Well-known Exeweb poster
Joined
Feb 13, 2005
Messages
8,979
Location
Going to the dogs
Hope the hound doesn't upset Mr Chap by doing a whoopsie on the virtual lawn.
I'm guaranteed house-trained unless I get over-excited. Talking of which, I like that new barmaid. Our eyes met earlier and I just knew.

Keep the drinks coming, barkeeps.
 

LOG

Very well known Exeweb poster
Joined
Nov 25, 2006
Messages
27,573
Location
Not currently banned
Just saw Logie in the car park flicking shit into the hedge. He didn't seem to have a dog with him though.
 

Alistair20000

Very well known Exeweb poster
Joined
May 5, 2009
Messages
52,234
Location
Avoiding the Hundred
Just saw Logie in the car park flicking **** into the hedge. He didn't seem to have a dog with him though.
Oy. Lay off Logie. The man is a bleddy legend.

*Shakes fist*

Cheap lager for Logie please tapster. Charge it up to 🐶
 

STURTZ

Very well known Exeweb poster
Joined
Apr 1, 2004
Messages
28,217
Location
Je suis Larry
Pint please

I know I look a mess but I'm going to wear this foil FA cup outfit all the way to Wemberley!
 

Colesman Ballz

Very well known Exeweb poster
Joined
Dec 28, 2014
Messages
14,845
Just saw Logie in the car park flicking **** into the hedge. He didn't seem to have a dog with him though.
Are you sure that it wasn't David Noble, what with his "previous" and all ?
 

The Proper Chap

Well-known Exeweb poster
Joined
Nov 20, 2016
Messages
6,774
Is Gibbon's Finger still on offer in these parts ?
 
Top