I think this is the best place to be after tonight's result. Ive been told there's a spare room out the back so i may stay a while. I think a right skin full is in order then I'll more than likely kip on the floor.
Four large JD and Cokes for starters please Barkeep, I need to get well anaesthetised after yet another bitter disappointment !
I reckon we have been well and truly "hexed" by the blighter who started the "Worst City Performances" thread. Been doom and gloom ever since and even starting to fear those bleddy Cornish pah !
Nope, the virtual stuff isn't cutting it right now, so off to get the real McCoy, shout one on me for Geoff over there when he comes around. Hope he has some pleasant dreams about the Left Bank or summat, rather than nightmares over footie !
Can we rustle up some greasy bacon, sausages and a fried slice for our Geoff. It is bleddy uncomfortable in that spare room and some dodgy folk stay in there each night. Logie and Poultice have signed the guest book in the past. Just hope nothing nasty happened to him while he was blotto.