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Alistair20000

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I’ve been on two. Sorry mum.
I got out of one on a technicality. They don't call me Mr Loophole for nothing. :)

I did get pinned for one "Driver Awareness Course." Good news when I rocked up at the Cop centre up in Winfrith Dorset as a very attractive blonde in a short skirt was in the waiting room with all the other naughties. We got as far as establishing that we had both got done by the same camera in Chideock. Sadly things then went FUBAR. The attendees were split into 2 separate groups and I missed out. :(
 

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I got out of one on a technicality. They don't call me Mr Loophole for nothing. :)

I did get pinned for one "Driver Awareness Course." Good news when I rocked up at the Cop centre up in Winfrith Dorset as a very attractive blonde in a short skirt was in the waiting room with all the other naughties. We got as far as establishing that we had both got done by the same camera in Chideock. Sadly things then went FUBAR. The attendees were split into 2 separate groups and I missed out. :(
I’m guessing that’s because she made a complaint.
 

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My work used to alternate between Silverstone and MK Dons stadium for our Xmas parties. Both were good but the Dons stadium has a hotel attached for collapsing into at the end of the night.
 

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I got out of one on a technicality. They don't call me Mr Loophole for nothing. :)

I did get pinned for one "Driver Awareness Course." Good news when I rocked up at the Cop centre up in Winfrith Dorset as a very attractive blonde in a short skirt was in the waiting room with all the other naughties. We got as far as establishing that we had both got done by the same camera in Chideock. Sadly things then went FUBAR. The attendees were split into 2 separate groups and I missed out. :(
Those cameras in Chideock are a mare. You were unlucky to catch it on a time when ding more than 5mph was possible though.

One day they will give the South Coast the motorway from Dover to Plymouth that it desperately needs rather than the adhoc collection of bypasses that largely exist now.
 

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Those cameras in Chideock are a mare. You were unlucky to catch it on a time when ding more than 5mph was possible though.

One day they will give the South Coast the motorway from Dover to Plymouth that it desperately needs rather than the adhoc collection of bypasses that largely exist now.
I was clocked at 35 m.p.h.

I recall in the 70’s there was a project the Folkestone to Honiton trunk road. Was supposed to be all dual carriageway.
 
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