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Very well known Exeweb poster
Now there have been a few threads on lyrics but not one on "great" lyrics. Great in inverted commas of course as this is light-hearted. There are loads out there, so I will start with just 3
"Drink up your cider George, and get up off the mat
Drink up your cider George, put on thy Sunday hat
'Cos we're off to Barrow Gurney for to see my brother Ernie,
And there's still more cider in the vat!"
"Now Sue, she ran between them and tried to keep them apart
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust"
"Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?
He got an ice pick
That made his ears burn"
"Drink up your cider George, and get up off the mat
Drink up your cider George, put on thy Sunday hat
'Cos we're off to Barrow Gurney for to see my brother Ernie,
And there's still more cider in the vat!"
"Now Sue, she ran between them and tried to keep them apart
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust"
"Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?
He got an ice pick
That made his ears burn"