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Good news for fat arses

urinal

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One relieved customer from Manchester said: "My husband required a little more room and was breaking many toilet seats a year - the Big John put an end to that."

FFS, that can't be a real quote can it?
 

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Slightly more worrying than wether or not you can fit you fat arse on a normal-sized toilet seat is the percentage of obese people in the UK and the strain they put on health services.

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
 

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I don't understand.

When you turn one out, you sit on a seat and put your feet on the floor. You can spread your legs to give yourself a more stable base so why do you need a wider toilet seat just because you're fat?

Perhaps i'm doing it wrong.
 

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I don't understand.

When you turn one out, you sit on a seat and put your feet on the floor. You can spread your legs to give yourself a more stable base so why do you need a wider toilet seat just because you're fat?

Perhaps i'm doing it wrong.
Typical thin person's response ^o)
 
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StroudGrecian

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I don't understand.

When you turn one out, you sit on a seat and put your feet on the floor. You can spread your legs to give yourself a more stable base so why do you need a wider toilet seat just because you're fat?

Perhaps i'm doing it wrong.
Most people wipe afterwards. I would venture to suggest that that would be the time of greatest instability and potential seat damage.

Unless you stand up to wipe like a child.
 

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Most people wipe afterwards. I would venture to suggest that that would be the time of greatest instability and potential seat damage.

Unless you stand up to wipe like a child.
You've put too much thought into this.
 

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Al fresco style can be a bit tricky when you've had a few
 

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Most people wipe afterwards. I would venture to suggest that that would be the time of greatest instability and potential seat damage.

Unless you stand up to wipe like a child.
Wiping is for the weak.

Don't fat people have carers that do that kind of thing for them?
 

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I was going to ignore this thread on the basis that it was obviously aimed at me, but fortunately I didn't and the last half dozen posts certainly made I larf.

Perhaps I should take it as a salutary warning as the flexibility in my shoulders starts to go.
 
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