Exeter City caption thread

[Banksy]

I would kick off but I’m frozen to the spot.

 

[Banksy]

City have to downsize their January signing hopes after their share of Ollie’s fee doesn’t turn out as high as they thought it would.

 

[Banksy]

Breaking news , Ryan Bowman’s stand in signed.

 

[Banksy]

Realising their goalkeeping hasn’t been up to scratch lately , City adopt a change of tactics by attempting to blind their opponents with their new kit.

 

[Banksy]

Plymouth Argyle’s new academy struggles to get going through lack of funds.