I think that you should ask Tidstale, he's "written the Book" !Just for a laugh really, I'm wondering what your best excuse is for not doing something previously planned or as a way of getting out of doing something that really didn't interest you.
GO!
That's what you get when you try and come clean.My excuse was that I was hoovering the back seat of the car and due to the angle I was at trying to hoover up the last bits, the end of the hoover got stuck on my penis.
Needless to say, my nan didn't believe me.