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[Spoonz Red E]

Pun nets can hold raspberries as well as strawberries

 

[Swanaldo]

I recently entered ten puns into a pun competition, hoping one of them would win.

No pun in ten did.

 

[Frog Binneys Head]

I recently entered ten puns into a pun competition, hoping one of them would win.

No pun in ten did.

That's a shame. To cheer them up after that disappointment I hope you took them bowling.

 

[STURTZ]

Cowardly suicides jump from pyramids.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

That's a shame. To cheer them up after that disappointment I hope you took them bowling.

Admit nothing Mr Swanaldo. You've got an alibi.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Cowardly suicides jump from pyramids.

Procrastinating cowardly suicides may jump from the Birmingham Rotunda tomorrow. But not to die.

 

[EX4 6PX]

You've misspelt portal there, Ex. Appreciate the effort on the pun, but let's not allow standards to slip, eh? Two t's today, Hitler in Downing Street tomorrow.

But my point still stands. Maybe you have never been to Port Talbot, FBH.

 

[Frog Binneys Head]

But my point still stands. Maybe you have never been to Port Talbot, FBH.

Been there? My dad is Port Talbot.

 

[Grecian2K]

During the short period of reign of the house of Orange, Swansea was briefly know as Zwan Zee.

Plans to similarly rename the erstwhile Whitways factory at Whimple the Zider Zee unfortunately never came to fruition

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Commercial Union & the National Theatre will never be joint sponsors