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[Spoonz Red E]

Alphabetical order is not in alphabetical order.

 

[Grecian2K]

Swimmer Duncan Goodhew once worked as a lumberjack.

So did Chopper Harris. (Albeit on a smaller scale)

 

[LOG]

Imre Varadi's wife is called Olive.

 

[Greyhound]

Imre Varadi's wife is called Olive.

Took me a while to work that one out. Blockhead!

 

[cannockred]

Imre Varadi's wife is called Olive.

Without wanting to urinate upon strawberries, Imres nickname at wednesday was Ollie.......

 

[Swanaldo]

Most coins can be examined with a magnifying glass, but you need binoculars to look at farthings.

 

[Snakebite]

There’s not much space on a spaceship

 

[LOG]

The security at Los Angeles airport is somewhat lax.

 

[Swanaldo]

Antonio Stradivari ran the worst pub in Italy.

It was a vile inn.

 

[iscalad]

Antonio Stradivari ran the worst pub in Italy.

It was a vile inn.

Definitely need an easy access groan emoji