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Tim Long

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Torquay fans shouts of "we want Johnson out" is a plea for Mark Loram to return
 

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Who likes short shorts?
 

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Sounds like a member's only club.
If you cross a Penis with a Potato you get a 'Dictator'
 

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If you don't want to die in Call Of Duty, drink some cod liver oil.
 

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Quite a few F1 drivers have been accused of chicanery.
 

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As part of their training Funeral Directors are encouraged to think outside the box
 

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As part of their training Funeral Directors are encouraged to think outside the box
They also get plenty of time to rehearse.
 

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I went out with a posh girl once, she kept asking me to send her Richard Pichards.
 

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Popeye's girlfriend is highly delighted to have landed a standby role in this year's Nativity Play.
She's been cast as the Extra Virgin.
 

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Chinese whispers started in China when someone eating a whisper chocolate bar was misunderstood…
 
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