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[Swanaldo]

Fat babies should be given a wide berth.

 

[Swanaldo]

That trampolines were originally intented only to be used by tramps and Donald Trump is an idiot.

Sorry, went off on a tan gent.

 

[Swanaldo]

After her divorce, Cher was known for her Sonny diss position.

 

[angelic upstart]

Moroccan goalkeepers often work penalty shoot-outs pro Bono.

 

[iscalad]

Moroccan goalkeepers often work penalty shoot-outs pro Bono.

Ah, U2 noticed that.

 

[Grecian2K]

Marvin Gaye's final words were "What's going on?"

Whereas James Brown mistakenly claimed that he felt good.

 

[Swanaldo]

Kerry Katona has never owned a cat.

 

[Greyhound]

Brazil's President Lula is called "Be-bop-a" by his friends.

 

[STURTZ]

In a recent case a suspect was acuused of stealing Bottox products. During sentencing journalists described him as showing no emotion at the verdict.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

In a recent case a suspect was acuused of stealing Bottox products. During sentencing journalists described him as showing no emotion at the verdict.

There's always a reward for the capture of Botox thieves.

Increases over time.