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[Grecian2K]

Back in his schooldays, when asked to appear in the drama class's production of Some Mother's Do Have Em, Gavin Williamson replied:
"Let me be perfectly Frank here...."

 

[Greyhound]

One or two Republicans think they've been snookered by Dudd Trump.

 

[Grecian2K]

Actress Kim Novak lived in a very dusty house.

 

[Greyhound]

Actress Kim Novak lived in a very dusty house......

......and she never went on holiday.

 

[Tim Long]

Qatar's national anthem is DJ Kool's Let Me Clear My Throat.

 

[Grecian2K]

Qatar's national anthem is DJ Kool's Let Me Clear My Throat.

Surely it's that old Ottawam classic, "Hands Up, Put Your Hands Up"
Oh...hang on a mo.
(Tom Robinson's entry almost made the cut until they realised it didn't go "Swing if you're glad to be gay")

 

[Grecian2K]

Gollum and Sauron have both made guest appearances on the R4 show Dead Ringers.

 

[Colesman Ballz]

Qatar is a very 'Non U' territory.

 

[HH12]

That fitting new windows can be a right pane in the glass

 

[Swanaldo]

That rubbing herbs in your eyes can make you parsley sighted.