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[RedPaul]

If the Tories win the next election with a majority of 1, the Labour leader will be So Near Starmer.

 

[Swanaldo]

Matthew Broderick has a brother called Richard.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Jackie Onassis falsely denied having a sister.

 

[LOG]

Pirates have been disproportionately affected by Covid because off their arrgh rates.

 

[Greyhound]

Grimsby's Joe Bunney was sent off last night for trying to land a rabbit punch.

 

[Swanaldo]

Frenchmen are only permitted to visit Lundy one day a week.

 

[Colesman Ballz]

Frenchmen are only permitted to visit Lundy one day a week.

They can get very mardy about that if they get turned away on another day of the week !

 

[Swanaldo]

French sea shanties are sold by merchants.

 

[Swanaldo]

They can get very mardy about that if they get turned away on another day of the week !

Yes, and apparently Queen's frontman and Andy Murray's mum have the place booked for most of the week.

 

[Greyhound]

The catering was excellent at the last SNP conference. The Sturgeon was full of caviar.