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[Swanaldo]

You can't make an Umlaut without breaking haceks.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

If they had called it the alphabez it would be easier to learn it from A to Z.

 

[Greyhound]

When members of the Royal Shakespeare Company go for a carvery lunch, they always ask themselves: "Toby, or not Toby?"

 

[Swanaldo]

Roland Gift wants a keyboard for Christmas.

 

[Swanaldo]

Due to a clerical error, I've just spent a week at the Edinburgh Fridge Festival.

 

[fred binneys head]

Due to a clerical error, I've just spent a week at the Edinburgh Fridge Festival.

That’s cool, man.

 

[Greyhound]

Due to a clerical error, I've just spent a week at the Edinburgh Fridge Festival.

Comedian Phil Cool used to be a regular there.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

If you lend someone a thousand pounds for a business venture it could be just another grandiose scheme.

 

[EX4 6PX]

All of the members of Shakatak* are in therapy to deal with their anger management issues with outbuildings.


* ask your grandparents

 

[ramone]

Karl Marx tomb is just another communist plot.