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[LOG]

Most people at Plan B concerts never intended to be there.

 

[IndoMike]

Chickens never cross roads cos they don't want to be the butt of people's jokes.

 

[IndoMike]

i tickled a trout when fishing last week and he peed himself laughing

 

[contrabombarde]

My mother’s sister was an horologist and we used to call her anti-clockwise.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

My family was broken - Aunty Social and Uncle Operative.

 

[HH12]

My mothers sister used to love driving in cold winters we use to call her Anti Freeze

 

[LOG]

Anyone called Chantelle can be relied upon to keep a secret.

 

[STURTZ]

When I first met my wife I knew she was a keeper, she was wearing massive gloves, shouted a lot and kept looking behind her.

 

[Swanaldo]

An erstwhile sitcom actress just rang my doorbell and ran off. I think it was Debra Messing.

 

[Swanaldo]

In America, Flat Eric is known as Apartment Dwight.