Arteta’s hair

[GJW]

Anyone else feel uneasy about it? Losing sleep, waking upon a cold sweat thinking about it?

 

[Swanaldo]

It gives me a strange urge to break out the Playmobil.

 

[GJW]

If I ever met him in the flesh I would have to reach out and touch it, just to be sure. It is so black, like deepest space. So full, dense. There is enormous power in that hair. Sometimes I imagine myself falling into it and spiralling down into the never ending darkness and all the while hearing Mikel laughing at me, and it is so dark in there. A place where light can never enter.
Just thought I’d mention it. Anyway, I’ve just had the one beer tonight. Looking forward to the game tomorrow.

 

[Legohead]

Haha just spotted this thread.

Yes. Arteta's hair is ludicrous. Heard someone on one of the sports radio shows saying it looks like Lego hair on a lego head. Can't take the credit for that one though. Lol

 

[LOG]

Saw him on MOTD at the weekend and the rain was just bouncing off it.

 

[StroudGrecian]

It's like the liquid that turns solid and then into the Vue cinema seat.

 

[Antony Moxey]

Not for nothing is he known as Action Man Head in Moxey Towers.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Arteta, who's parting's even
Alloyed by regaine
Thy thing don't comb, thy wig say some
Unearthly as it is in weaving.
Give us this day our stable head
and forgive us our bald patches
as we forgive them who tress pass against us.

 

[elginCity]

Not for nothing is he known as Action Man Head in Moxey Towers.

Haha, yes, as the household staff here in Broomhall House similarly refer to Arteta.