Very well known Exeweb poster
- May 9, 2010
- Touring Central Java...
He was last seen slumped over a bar counter in deepest London. His coat was drab and showing signs of distress. Ash was dripping from his cheap Mongolian cigarette.Jason has gone AWOL Stroudy. We could do with your great detective skills to trace him.
He looked at the barnaid straight in the (cough) eye and wailed over and over again "What have I done? What have I done?". He thumped the counter with an iron lady fist in despair.
"We're only 4 points ahead in the polls", he screamed. "After all my work, all my efforts, all my arguments with bleddy IndoMike, Arthur, Elgy, Grecian2K and all.those bleddy commies. Only 4 points!!"
A pile of "Raab for P.M" pamphlets were
strewn around his bar stool. There was a full page photo of Raab on the front of the pamphlet. Raab's eyes were glazed, like a man who didn't know where he came from and didn't know where he was going. The eyes seemed to be looking straight at Jason, pleadingly, in the way that only Raab can do.
Finally, Jason, hunched and wartorn, walked out into the gloomy, virus infected, narrow streets of downtown, never to be seen again.
WE MISS U JASON. PLEASE COME BACK!