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IndoMike

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Jason has gone AWOL Stroudy. We could do with your great detective skills to trace him.
He was last seen slumped over a bar counter in deepest London. His coat was drab and showing signs of distress. Ash was dripping from his cheap Mongolian cigarette.

He looked at the barnaid straight in the (cough) eye and wailed over and over again "What have I done? What have I done?". He thumped the counter with an iron lady fist in despair.

"We're only 4 points ahead in the polls", he screamed. "After all my work, all my efforts, all my arguments with bleddy IndoMike, Arthur, Elgy, Grecian2K and all.those bleddy commies. Only 4 points!!"

A pile of "Raab for P.M" pamphlets were
strewn around his bar stool. There was a full page photo of Raab on the front of the pamphlet. Raab's eyes were glazed, like a man who didn't know where he came from and didn't know where he was going. The eyes seemed to be looking straight at Jason, pleadingly, in the way that only Raab can do.

Finally, Jason, hunched and wartorn, walked out into the gloomy, virus infected, narrow streets of downtown, never to be seen again.

WE MISS U JASON. PLEASE COME BACK!
 
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IndoMike

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Great idea Mike. Do you think you'll be able to deal with any changes it might make to the layout of emoticons, or will you just post "**smiley emoji that I can't find**"?

:LOL:
The latter.
My mind is floating through the universe and is not able to focus on trivial earthly matters
 

Alistair20000

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Cryptic message here Hants ?

I thought with 7 characters it might mean a Jason FLOUNCE but it don't seem to fit.

I will have a go at a different possibility from deep in the defensive half.

Does it mean Mrs Jason has waved Jason goodbye and he has gone off around the world with a woman in a headscarf to harvest sun flowers while supervised by a woman technologist with our Jase giving a running commentary while facing to the right ? And that he will be gone until Xmas ?

Too many women in poor old Jase's life there I fear.
 
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