A face you would never tire of punching

[Banksy]

I withdraw my virtual thump of Clarkson because I just heard he's bought a farm and is displaying his more positive aspects : even talking about nature ...
Country boys are AOK.

I wouldn’t let that twonk off the hook. ( Preferably a left one.)

 

[Banksy]

Can someone arrange a well placed slap for Kay bleddy Burley please?

 

[Alistair20000]

Can someone arrange a well placed slap for Kay bleddy Burley please?

At your service

 

[Banksy]

At your service

And her syrupy sidekick Beth Rigby if you would be so kind.

 

[Alistair20000]

And her syrupy sidekick Beth Rigby if you would be so kind.

A double portion of these for her.

 

[Mr Jinx]

Robbie Savage

Especially after last night. Not that I begrudge Wales their glory...Savage with his hysterics and inanity always tarnishes it.

There's a fine line between passion and coming across a twät.

 

[Greyhound]

Custard pie for the ludicrous John Bercow.

 

[Greyhound]

Custard pie for Charlie Drakeford, who seems to have avoided the treatment so far. Can't have him accusing us of "aggressively ignoring" him.

 

[Greyhound]

Custard pie for Harry Wails if he doesn't stop threatening to return to the UK.

 

[Alistair20000]

Gordon Sparks...............again.