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Trevor?

As in "how many policeman does it take to break a lightbulb? None, it fell down the stairs"?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/manchester-united-lee-martin-dover-27399330

It was twelve years ago... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11009604

Well, somebody had to revive this thread when Paul McCartney was sing Hey Jude at Glastonbury...

"April is the cruellest month" - Toilets (anag)

Colleague tried me out on this: the one with hundreds of moving parts is also the name of an Exeter pub.

Are you sure this isn't a drone photo of a crop 'circle' ? Even the aliens are celebrating City's promotion (except the little green men, of course)

Except a Hawaiian shirt, apparently.

.... and Jason the cat in the middle. According to Wikipedia, Petra died in 1977, so probably her with Peter Pervs.

Ah, but do you also go and dry the dock?

Funnily enough I described someone at cricket as a 'lad' who's round about thirty. It all depends on your frame of reference. I miss the donkeys in the little paddock at Southern Road. No idea where they went.

Are you aware of a 'whooshing' sound? It's the point of my post going over your head. That's precisely who I'm referring to. I've seen Exmouth Town many times, and Ace High is more of a veteran than a lad. I'd definitely have preferred him to Rowan Vine when vine was on loan at City.

According to The Star announced on Deadline - do they only do obituaries ? https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/breaking-goodfellas-legend-ray-liotta-27076001#comments-wrapper

Judging from his month at City, I'd rather have had Ace High. Or maybe their swear filter has corrected 'arse'

Reminiscent of the Exeter Uni rag mag joke of yesteryear that the interview to go to the Uni is: Lecturer: Prounounce A-I-R Student: Air L: Pronounce H-A-I-R S: Hair L: Pronounce L-A-I-R S: Lair L: Now could you put them together in a sentence S: Air-hair-lair, welcome to Exeter

I mean Neil Pornocs, apparently. Thank you, swear filter. Let's see what it does with 'porno'...

Some interesting news about a former City loanee and Colin person. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/18688908/neil-warnock-rowan-vine-qpr-money/

Count Dracula?