UK Lockdown

[Mr Jinx]

We all need an antibody test.

I hear ya fella. Problem is, there's just too many question marks around them. Unfortunately.

 

[Rosencrantz]

Could only be written by civil servants.

You can make some sense out of it if you read it several times and take a few pills but to the average person on the Clapham Omnibus it is a crock of shi*e.

Very similar to Tranmere's plans to end the season in that regard.

 

[Legohead]

Pubs to open from 6am tomorrow.

Yes. That's SIX O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.

It is not April 1st. I repeat, it is not April 1st.

Someone lobotomize Bojo before it's too late for us all.

 

[Grecian2K]

Pubs to open from 6am tomorrow.

Yes. That's SIX O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.

Blimey! They'll be queuing outside "The Chev" before midnight then.

 

[Hants_red]

And remember, no playing cricket.

 

[tavyred]

Cant believe our far flung correspondent hasn't mentioned David Starkey yet?

That story is getting a bit messy it seems Ramone.
The BBC ran a story stating that Starkey’ s interviewer, Brexiteer Darren Grimes was running a safe space for racist and homophobic views. Not surprisingly Grimes is now suing the BBC. Grimes is the chap who successfully took the Electoral Commission to court for ruling against him on spending during the Brexit campaign BTW.

 

[DB9]

That story is getting a bit messy it seems Ramone.
The BBC ran a story stating that Starkey’ s interviewer, Brexiteer Darren Grimes was running a safe space for racist and homophobic views. Not surprisingly Grimes is now suing the BBC. Grimes is the chap who successfully took the Electoral Commission to court for ruling against him on spending during the Brexit campaign BTW.

In messy do you mean in Starkey's favour or Grimes favour?

 

[Grecian2K]

And remember, no playing cricket.

Au Contraire Hants.

Have been spending part of lockdown finally trying to master the intricacies of THIS on the PC.


An excellent (if very challenging) game - and it's not just "The Ashes" - as well as worldwide chices good old County Cricket is there too.

Highly recommended for any afficionados still missing the REAL sound of "cork on willow"

 

[Grecian2K]

In messy do you mean in Starkey's favour or Grimes favour?

Not necessarily messy, but it definitely sounds a bit grimy!

 

[tavyred]

In messy do you mean in Starkey's favour or Grimes favour?

For the BBC DB.
Starkey is finished in public life I think and Grimes fledgling career as a DIY political interviewer hasn’t got off to the best of starts.
It looks like he has a case against the Beeb though. I’m expecting a retraction from the BBC.