Recent content by Gozzer

Go away for a bit, come back and its caravans all over the place.

Rumours of my demise have been widely misreported.

Adam Stansfield, City's no. 9, my favourite player in the current squad, rest in peace. His passing is a bit like a death in the family. When we commemorate him, we should remember that ECFC is not any old football club, it is special and different. We should do something that is special and...

Because its his birthday.

Happy birthday, Upstart * dies *

Controlled aggression would be good. Its the first bit that I fear Barry lacks.

Dutch striker Jan Venegoor of Hesselink is sponsored by Scrabble.

This is a rare opportunity for me to say tewit tewoo and I'm not going to waste it. That's it, I'm off to bed.

Anything by Santa Etienne

When the going gets stuffed the tough get going - Billy Ocean

Pre Bosman, I would have rated him around 300K based on his L1 experience and potential at his relatively young age. We would get something for him at tribunal, but I don't have any idea what the last 6 months of his contract are worth to another club. If he is, say, the last piece in the jigsaw...

You're beginning to sound like someone who prowls High Streets after dark, looking for trouble, Geoff. This thread is a wind up, right?

The best dressed turkey in town - Dr Alimantado

Working in a coal mine - Devo

Fearne Cotton and Fern Britton are sisters. There are two pieces of evidence that prove this. 1) Their names are virtually the same 2) If you close your eyes, they look alike.