Recent content by Billy The Fish

Golf clubs ?

Men. Keep out of supermarkets.

That's awful news. Played in the same team as him after his City days, real nice lad.

Life's simple pleasure then ? Keep on topic or someone will be threatening. Just saying like.

Cuckoo, cuckoo......pause....cuckoo ,cuckoo.....pause....etc It did this continuously until my wife fetched her phone to record it. Then it stopped.

Listening to a cuckoo this morning.

Don't even start me on Fablon. Or even those protective covers you get with a new phone...o_O

Sellotape. Take your eye off the ball for a nanosecond and you've lost the end. Five minutes later you find it and think to yourself "don't do that again" but within a very short space of time you have. It's not designed for blokes is it.

MOT pass certificate.

Or squeeze the loaf with their left hand whilst cutting with the knife in the right.

Always thought there was a resemblance to Capt Jack Sparrow. I was going to paste up a couple of piccies to back my case but cba.

Am I alone in wondering what happened when this chap felt the need to visit the Gents?

Being very vocal the defence always know when Beadle's about.

The clubs promoted from the Conference* historically go well too. *Yeah I know.

Congrats to Tyney 👏 And thanks to Mr Bookie too.