Little things that amuse you

[Greyhound]

South West Water have chosen today, of all days, to issue a warning about the risk of drought and urging us all to save water!

Seems odd! Must be anticipating a hot summer and a huge influx of grocks before long. Most of the reservoirs are more than 90% full.

 

[Grecian2K]

Well it was on the Spotlight lunchtime bulletin so it could be just another example of BBC biased misinformation!
(Either that or the toffs at G7 have guzzled it all!)

 

[Greyhound]

Well it was on the Spotlight lunchtime bulletin so it could be just another example of BBC biased misinformation!
(Either that or the toffs at G7 have guzzled it all!)

Maybe BJ had a bath!

 

[Grecian2K]

Oh I'm sure one of the predictable EW correspondents will be rocking up shortly accusing the dastardly Macron. Merkel and St Ursula of slinking back to the evil EU with their luggage crammed full of ill-gotten fine, pure ENGLISH aqua.

 

[Alistair20000]

Oh I'm sure one of the predictable EW correspondents will be rocking up shortly accusing the dastardly Macron. Merkel and St Ursula of slinking back to the evil EU with their luggage crammed full of ill-gotten fine, pure ENGLISH aqua.

St Ursula of Slinking

Now I do like that name.

 

[iscalad]

Well it was on the Spotlight lunchtime bulletin so it could be just another example of BBC biased misinformation!
(Either that or the toffs at G7 have guzzled it all!)

They are so worried about this, that they have sent me the same email twice asking me to save 5 litres a day. I have no idea how many gallons that is.

 

[Grecian2K]

St Ursula of Slinking

Now I do like that name.

Oh dear.
"The law of unintended consequences" strikes again.
That's twice you've trapped me now.

 

[Alistair20000]

Maybe BJ had a bath!

The mere thought of that has nearly made me choke on my mid afternoon tea and biscuits

 

[Grecian2K]

They are so worried about this, that they have sent me the same email twice asking me to save 5 litres a day. I have no idea how many gallons that is.

Fill a one litre bottle five times, pouring it into your cowboy hat and then just calculate the remaining volume.
Simples.

 

[Grecian2K]

The mere thought of that has nearly made me choke on my mid afternoon tea and biscuits

Now come on Al. Let's return to the really important matters of the day.
WHAT SORT OF BISCUITS WERE THE CHOICE DE JOUR?
A nation (and Devon Lies) await this world-shattering exclusive.