News Story of the week (a humorous look at the news)

[iscalad]

Must be a quiet news day for Devon Live.
News story of the day for them.This made I larf..

Woman left mortified as John Lewis workers take a pee in the road

'If there were children or an old lady in the car, that would have been totally unacceptable. They might have seen his you-know-what'

www.devonlive.com

Just read that. She seemed a bit peed off.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

"excuse me love can you tell me where the nearest john ... loo is?"

 

[Grecian2K]

Trampoline prices 'to soar 50% on shipping costs'

The owner of a toy retailer says high transport costs may mean larger toys become more expensive.

www.bbc.co.uk

That's one hell of a jump.

 

[Tim Long]

Trampoline prices 'to soar 50% on shipping costs'

The owner of a toy retailer says high transport costs may mean larger toys become more expensive.

www.bbc.co.uk

That's one hell of a jump.

Hopefully trampoline makers will be able to bounce back after COVID

 

[Grecian2K]

Hopefully trampoline makers will be able to bounce back after COVID

They'll have a better indication by spring.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

They'll have a better indication by spring.

Especially as, per the story,
"The port congestion just keeps snowballing ..."

 

[Spoonz Red E]

No need to limit yourself to banter base for messages from the greens

Scientists have taught spinach to send emails

It sounds too weird to be true, but engineers at MIT have developed nanotechnology which can be embedded in plants.

www.euronews.com

 

[Red Devon]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13957560/handforth-parish-council-zoom-memes/

 

[Spoonz Red E]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13957560/handforth-parish-council-zoom-memes/

Watched a version of the Zoom meeting on Youtube last night.
Classic.

 

[Red Devon]

Watched a version of the Zoom meeting on Youtube last night.
Classic.

Apparently the Chair is still seriously hacked off and can’t see the funny side of it all