News Story of the week (a humorous look at the news)

[Hants_red]

People need this advice?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1232470547172167685

 

[Grecian2K]

Poor old Aston Martin seem to be in ever increasing financial trouble - not being helped by this fizzy-drink flu thing.

Perhaps they should be considering preparing a Bond release?

 

[Billy The Fish]

People need this advice?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1232470547172167685

Won't have any simple pleasures left soon.

 

[iscalad]

Coronavirus panic: Why are people stockpiling toilet paper?

Loo roll has become the top "panic buy" item in several countries after coronavirus fears.

www.bbc.com

 

[Tim Long]

Coronavirus panic: Why are people stockpiling toilet paper?

Loo roll has become the top "panic buy" item in several countries after coronavirus fears.

www.bbc.com

What no "they're ******** themselves" joke ?

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Coronavirus panic: Why are people stockpiling toilet paper?

Loo roll has become the top "panic buy" item in several countries after coronavirus fears.

www.bbc.com

They started a rush on loo paper the moment we were asked to stop using frozen potatos.

 

[Grecian2K]

The rush on loo paper can easily be halted. Just needs an early day motion in parliament.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Got the trots?

Burning calories: pig starts farm fire by excreting pedometer

Seventy-five square metres of farm near Leeds set alight after copper in pedometer battery reacted with dung and dry hay

www.theguardian.com

 

[Billy The Fish]

Coronavirus panic: Why are people stockpiling toilet paper?

Loo roll has become the top "panic buy" item in several countries after coronavirus fears.

www.bbc.com

Can't fathom this, it would make sense if coronavirus caused a violent attack of the skits. But it doesn't.

 

[elginCity]

I find kitchen roll or torn up shirt rags last an inordinate amount of time in a loo roll crisis, deep in a bunker, particularly when there’s nothing much left to eat.