I see your "Chicken Madras" imbecile and match it with the latest iPhone ad and the woman who goes "I'm checking my flight, I'm not checking my flight...I missed my flight" or similar.Excuse me whilst i just put my foot through the TV...
[video=youtube;zt3Gvdu9mtM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3Gvdu9mtM[/video]
Enough to reaffirm why, aside from my trusty and now somewhat ancient iPod, I don't touch Apple products.