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The Feckin' Dire Thread

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Silver fox

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A few weeks back mrs 70 decided to get a cleaner to come over once a week, she is over again tomorrow and guess what we have been doing this evening.................yep, cleaning!!

you couldn't make it up
I reckon you need to hire her twice a week, here too help Mr70 :S
 

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I reckon you need to hire her twice a week, here too help Mr70 :S
Don't be silly. The point is that you wouldn't want the cleaner to see how dirty your house gets, so you clean it before they get there.
 

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Point taken you dirty barstard.
 

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Point taken you dirty barstard.
I don't need a cleaner. I'm married. I clean the house. :)
 

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What's your hourly rate? Decent cleaners are hard to find.
 

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Tisdale's hat worn today.
 

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(y) He looked like something off of Trumpton.
 

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I was relieved that he did not sport some toight lederhosen and then yodelling.
 

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That's Tuesday night.
 

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We went to a Turkish restaurant last night and whilst perusing the menu noticed a drink called Salgam SuyuAci which was apparently turnip juice. A friend asked the waitress if it was as bad as it sounded so she brought us a sample. It tasted like a mixture of blood and vinegar and i nearly gagged, as did everyone else.

A big nay from me (n)
 
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