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Little things that annoy you

Poultice

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]People who do imaginary golf swings – stop acting like a ponce.
It's a muscle memory thing, gotta practice or they just forget.
 

wemissmoxey

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Leslie Afful.
 

InTheBigBank

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Really, really slow drivers when you're running late.

Abuse of the English language.

Traffic lights in places that they're not needed, for example; at the motorway services.

X Factor.

Chris Moyles.
 

Hants_red

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The remote control is missing (again).
 

Jason H

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The remote control is missing (again).
You made the mistake of letting a female relative pick it up too?
 

Hants_red

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You made the mistake of letting a female relative pick it up too?
No, son. He wanders off with it to other rooms!
 

Poultice

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No, son. He wanders off with it to other rooms!
Well that ensures that it is remote then.
 

LOG

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It's a muscle memory thing, gotta practice or they just forget.
That's what they'll have you believe. Show off knobbers, the lot of 'em.

I'll spare you the detail of how the situation arose, but i nearly dropped the TV remote down the toilet last night. It was a heart stopping moment.
 

Poultice

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Headaches, queues, wasps, spiders, punctures, 5p pieces, people that work in this country but can't speak English, HD & 3D tv, mobile phones, th'interweb, miniaturised thermo-nuclear devices, football pundits, economists, bankers, politicians, the French, kids, cold callers at the door or on the phone, text messages, cartoon dogs...............................................the list is endless.
 

Poultice

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I'll spare you the detail of how the situation arose,
Oh no, you can't do that.

I'm just about to spend the next two hours in purgatory, when I have finished punishing myself I expect the SP.
 
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