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I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

wemissmoxey

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Scampi fries please - thanking you.
 

Ian Sideman

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I'll have a double Navy rum and coke please.
Go home and get your wallet first.
 

wemissmoxey

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I'll have a double Navy rum and coke please.....do you do food, mate?
We do if you do money.
 

wemissmoxey

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Who is the landlord of this sh*t hole ?
 

Ian Sideman

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Don't start gobbing off again. You'll get us chucked out.
 

elginCity

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Angela the Cuban table dancer has just flicked fag ash in me doom bar
 

greenawayr

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Alright lads, I've been on the virtual p!ss all day, so you lot need to play virtual catch up!

But whilst you're at the back I'll have a pint of Thatchers please?

Just got to go and relieve myself while that pints being poured. Is there a virtual condom machine in the bogs? Fancy my chances with the virtual missus tonight.
 

greenawayr

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Angela the Cuban table dancer has just flicked fag ash in me doom bar
Leave it mate, it's not worth it!
 

Hants_red

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Is it too early for one of those chilli flavoured zambucas?
 

elginCity

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Leave it mate, it's not worth it!
Too late.. :$
 
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