Red Lion
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Harry Tisdale and the Deathly Kellows
Just before he turned 11, young Harry Tisdale (Tizza) was approached by Rubeus Perryman Hagrid. Until then he had lived under the stairs at Team Bath, so imagine his delight at being offered a scholarship at Dogfarts, the leading West Country school for witches and wizards.
Once there, he was brimming with glee when the sorting hat put him in the glorious red and white house team Greciandor. He was dreading being placed in Wafflepoof (the Key keepers of Tor, Turkey) Tivvyclaw or worst of the worst, Slythergyle, the ghastly green and white sh*ters, lead by Draco Buzacky.
Each house received team points for good behaviour, and were deducted points for foul conduct.
The house with the most points at the end of the season received the coveted Devon Bowl.
Naturally Greciandor had won it since time immemorial. ****
He relished his education at Dogfarts, and found himself on a crusade against the dark forces.
It was not easy, along the way, he lost friends and allies; Cedric Rice, his Step father Sirius Buckle, and his mentor, SuperLee Dumbledore (who according to myth had defeated the evil Gellert GrindelTynan), and been betrayed by the likes of Severus Challinor.
In his final, possibly fatal quest, Tizza turned his back on his last year at Dogfarts, and with his best friends Hermione Basham and Ron Marriot, went in search for a signing as good as the 'Deathly Kellow'.
When he succeeds, he will take on and defeat the Dark Lord; Ian Hol........Sorry, He Who Should Not Be Named!
**** Once Tizza left Dogfarts in search of the Deathly Kellows, Wafflepoof clinched the now meaningless Devon Bowl.
10 House points to the first team to post, sarcastically; “Fascinating!”
Here to tell myself; Get a life.
Just before he turned 11, young Harry Tisdale (Tizza) was approached by Rubeus Perryman Hagrid. Until then he had lived under the stairs at Team Bath, so imagine his delight at being offered a scholarship at Dogfarts, the leading West Country school for witches and wizards.
Once there, he was brimming with glee when the sorting hat put him in the glorious red and white house team Greciandor. He was dreading being placed in Wafflepoof (the Key keepers of Tor, Turkey) Tivvyclaw or worst of the worst, Slythergyle, the ghastly green and white sh*ters, lead by Draco Buzacky.
Each house received team points for good behaviour, and were deducted points for foul conduct.
The house with the most points at the end of the season received the coveted Devon Bowl.
Naturally Greciandor had won it since time immemorial. ****
He relished his education at Dogfarts, and found himself on a crusade against the dark forces.
It was not easy, along the way, he lost friends and allies; Cedric Rice, his Step father Sirius Buckle, and his mentor, SuperLee Dumbledore (who according to myth had defeated the evil Gellert GrindelTynan), and been betrayed by the likes of Severus Challinor.
In his final, possibly fatal quest, Tizza turned his back on his last year at Dogfarts, and with his best friends Hermione Basham and Ron Marriot, went in search for a signing as good as the 'Deathly Kellow'.
When he succeeds, he will take on and defeat the Dark Lord; Ian Hol........Sorry, He Who Should Not Be Named!
**** Once Tizza left Dogfarts in search of the Deathly Kellows, Wafflepoof clinched the now meaningless Devon Bowl.
10 House points to the first team to post, sarcastically; “Fascinating!”
Here to tell myself; Get a life.
Class! Mr Lion