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Grecian2K

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Mind you, in the interests of pure capitalism (and profit) they did also try to come up with an alternative for the more priapic end of the market.

Unfortunately "Porn Flakes" never quite seemed to take off, due largely to the inadequate technology of the time being unable to mould the manufactured cereal shapes into suitably erotic forms .... a shortfall not remedied until many years later when "Alpha-Bits" came onto the market, allowing generations of eager infants to write their own rude words, thanks mainly to the rising levels of literacy amongst the plebian classes.
 
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I remember seeing an advert for 'Special Kay' once in a Soho phone-box.
 

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I remember seeing an advert for 'Special Kay' once in a Soho phone-box.
Were you out looking for furnishing items for your "pad" at the time, and found it next to 'A Large Chest for Sale' ?
 

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Regularly urinate around the perimeter of the garden and you'll never have a problem with a fox. Your wife urinates around the perimeter of the garden, it won't bother the fox at all just bad news for your chickens.
 

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47,000 people were involved in the Battle of Trafalgar.
 

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Regularly urinate around the perimeter of the garden and you'll never have a problem with a fox. Your wife urinates around the perimeter of the garden, it won't bother the fox at all just bad news for your chickens.
This is not correct. I have tried it and there is fox sh*t everywhere
 

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Are you sure it's not wombats?
 

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Are you sure it's not wombats?
Matey, a countryman, who was doing work in the grounds was confident it was fox sh*te.
 

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Matey, a countryman, who was doing work in the grounds was confident it was fox sh*te.
Alistair Towers sounds a very desirable residence, what with having locals working in the grounds 'n all. Do you need a butler : I'm starting to look for a job in England.?
 

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Alistair Towers sounds a very desirable residence, what with having locals working in the grounds 'n all. Do you need a butler : I'm starting to look for a job in England.?
Mr Hudson is not due to retire for 30 years but Mrs Bridges has arthritis in her fingers and finds difficulty in preparing the veggies.

Are you a Cordon bleu chef ?
 
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