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[LammieLammieLammie]

he was the perfect judge and jury for the Exeweb omelette competition we had. .

Crikey, things really have changed around here. Last time i was here, Les was building a pond!

 

[LOG]

I seem to remember LOG also having a dog - he was the perfect judge and jury for the Exeweb omelette competition we had. So he has a cat and a dog under the same roof? That's a recipe for disaster if ever I heard it.

Although not omelette related as far as i know, le chien has recently passed. I just wish the cat would do the honourable thing (it's not my cat so no funeral costs).

 

[fred binneys head]

Sorry to hear about your dog, LOG. His death didn't happen to be in a bog, did it?

Apologies if this is too soon.

 

[HH12]

You were recently involved in a car accident and are entitled blah blah blah ..........................

 

[Brinty IFA]

My last text received was "I'm not kidding now, leave me alone or I'll call the police". Bloody women.

How is your Mum?

 

[fred binneys head]

How is your Mum?

Ungrateful, thanks for asking.

 

[CREDYGRECIAN]

5-0 they ****ed us off the park...

From a mate who played for Witheridge against Argyle reserves tonight

 

[Mick Brownstone]

"Fancy a FMM?"

I didn't recognise the number.

 

[StroudGrecian]

'Just remember that your evening is unlikely to get any worse'.

You know who you are. It did.

 

[fred binneys head]

'Just remember that your evening is unlikely to get any worse'.

You know who you are. It did.

Did you cook and eat an omelette?