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First world problems I've experienced today

Snakebite

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It’s definitely a first world problem not knowing how to spell panini.
I humbly apologise.
 

Greyhound

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Today I found myself behind a car with a Cornish sticker bearing the words "Jam First". Naturally I accelerated into the back of it.
 

ramone

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If i had to agree with you we would both be wrong
My minute steak took 1.20 seconds to cook !
 

GJW

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Panini is already plural. One panino, two or more panini.

Here to help.
Comes from the famous Italian playground game; one panino, two panini, three panini, four. Five panini, six panini, seven panini more.

Can’t believe I just typed that out. God, I’m bored.
 

Spoonz Red E

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Also the plural of no is nose.
And the plural of know is knee.
 

Billy The Fish

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In the modern workplace, even if you have a colleague particularly lacking in basic common sense, it is not considered acceptable to refer to him as Terry Fckwit.
 

Joshyd123

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Ran out of loo roll in the gents at work. Had to use paper towels. I've had better mornings.
 

iscalad

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Not being able to print a return label for Amazon. Grr....
 

StroudGrecian

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Open windows at work in this weather but Lordy the noise of those private helicopters on the adjacent airfield really is slightly irritating.
 

Hants_red

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Travelling out to the tram museum on the other side of Prague to find it was closed. :(
 
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