First world problems I've experienced today

[iscalad]

2nd ever visit to IKEA. Wife thought she'd like a hot dog, only £1 bargain. Asked if they came with onions. Was told that they were unavailable as there was an onion shortage in Sweden.

 

[LOG]

The ring pull broke off when i was opening a can of tuna earlier and the design of the can made it awkward to rectify when deploying the opener as plan B. I got there in the end, thankfully.

 

[Snakebite]

The air conditioning vent beside my desk is making me feel a bit cold today.

 

[Alistair20000]

The ring pull broke off when i was opening a can of tuna earlier and the design of the can made it awkward to rectify when deploying the opener as plan B. I got there in the end, thankfully.

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Buy fresh (sustainably sourced of course) from your friendly local fishmonger and this sort of problem disappears.

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[LOG]

I ain't buying fresh tuna just to put in me sammidge.

 

[Alistair20000]

I ain't buying fresh tuna just to put in me sammidge.

See, this is the problem with First Worlders. Cannot be bothered to make the effort.

 

[iscalad]

See, this is the problem with First Worlders. Cannot be bothered to make the effort.

Well in his defence he would have to cook it, flake it, can it and hope that he could open the tin again.

 

[Alistair20000]

Well in his defence he would have to cook it, flake it, can it and hope that he could open the tin again.

No cannage needed if he wants if for his sammidge.

 

[Swanaldo]

When deploying the opener as plan B.

Why were you dressed as a rapper to open a can of tuna?

 

[Greyhound]

On the BBC news today, yet another clip showing Gove jogging.