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England's Ashes Test Team

spanky

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Bit of a green top there Chap.

Spankers has a big weapon too.
Just typed Spanky Cricket into Google and this appeared, looking fairly solid here Spanky, perhaps you could do a job.

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Dude, do some research. I wouldn't be seen dead using that excuse of a bat!

Something a little more... ahem... refined, is needed.

This was my collection at this time last year...

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The Proper Chap

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Drop the ego pal, you aren't KP.

I've heard that wall has better footwork than you.
 

spanky

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Drop the ego pal, you aren't KP.

I've heard that wall has better footwork than you.
I can't remember ever saying I was any good.

I'm very much an "all the kit, still sh*t" kinda guy.
 

The Proper Chap

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Not many red marks on those bats Spanky, perhaps you could zoom in on the edges !!
 

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Stokes out now, 130 - 3.

All three wickets have been gifts given away by our players, Root has also been very edgy, he's been dropped three times !

Time for Bairstow to step up.
 
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No cutting edge to this match. Three dropped catches, two bad wicket losses, crowd quiet.
 

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Yet again Joe Root fails to convert a half century into a significant knock that goes a long way towards winning a Test match. :(
 

The Proper Chap

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Wickets tumbling yet again, will 21 year old Sam Curran bail us out again.
 

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Same old story.

Mitchell Marsh is ripping through us.
 

spanky

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Same old story.

Mitchell Marsh is ripping through us.
Get your bat mate. You're in next.
 
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