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[Greyhound]

Frank Sinatra had a cousin who emigrated to Scotland. He was a singer too. His best-known song was "Rangers in the Night".

 

[LOG]

Doctors aren't what they used to be. I visited my GP yesterday because I had head of lettuce stuck up my arse. He said he wouldn't be able to remove it as it was, so he just applied a dressing.

Did Peter Beardsley tell you that one?

 

[Temporarily Exiled]

Did Peter Beardsley tell you that one?

Don't know what you're talking about mate

 

[Temporarily Exiled]

You can now buy a special 'Cockney shampoo'. Doesn't cost too much, Pantene.

 

[Swanaldo]

Higher Wear Road will cause more damage to your tyres than any other Exeter thoroughfare.

 

[HH12]

You should never throw stones in Glasshouse Lane

 

[Grecian2K]

Juventus are reportedly De Ligted with their new £67.5M signing from Ajax.

 

[Greyhound]

Supermodel Elle Macpherson has been told she's not welcome at The Nobody Inn.

 

[Swanaldo]

Rally driver OTT Tänak overreacts to everything.

 

[Greyhound]

Polish athlete Justyna Swiety-Ersetic is a very nice girl.