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    Re: Life’s simple pleasures

    I have been known to leave carefully-written fake shopping lists in baskets and trolleys for people to find. Bread, Milk, Dragon Eggs, Kittens' Tears, Cheese etc.

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    Re: Life’s simple pleasures

    Watching one person bang their shopping trolley/basket into another person, and they both say 'sorry'. Makes you proud to be British !

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    Re: Life’s simple pleasures

    Quote Originally Posted by Swanaldo View Post
    I have been known to leave carefully-written fake shopping lists in baskets and trolleys for people to find. Bread, Milk, Dragon Eggs, Kittens' Tears, Cheese etc.
    I love that and will copy it immediately.

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    Re: Life’s simple pleasures

    I'm pretty sure it's art, and we are as important as Banksy, the KLF, Emin and all the other chancers.

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    Re: Life’s simple pleasures

    I will probably go down the sexual deviant route, rather than the fantasist route, if that’s ok.

    Something like:

    Baked beans
    Toilet roll
    Squash
    KY jelly
    Cucumber
    Duct tape
    Bin bags
    Cat food

    Etc, etc.

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    Baked Beans? You've crossed a line there. #pervert

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    Re: Life’s simple pleasures

    I was planning on spilling them all over the baps.

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    Re: Life’s simple pleasures

    Quote Originally Posted by Swanaldo View Post
    I have been known to leave carefully-written fake shopping lists in baskets and trolleys for people to find. Bread, Milk, Dragon Eggs, Kittens' Tears, Cheese etc.
    Absolute genius, I applaud you.

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    Re: Life’s simple pleasures

    If you lived in a village when you were young - when the adult village football team would leave the nets up after the Sunday morning game because there was an afternoon game too and it meant you and your mates could use the nets. Utter bliss.

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    Nets?!? You were lucky. We had to use a wasps' nest as a ball.

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