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Tips to help you in life

fred binneys head

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On an iPhone, if you are typing a text and want to change something in a previous word(s), instead of trying to tap exactly where you want to make the change, just put your finger on the space bar and drag left - it’s amazing.
 

Swanaldo

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Only buy regular-shaped Christmas gifts, such as books, DVDs and chocolate bars. They are much easier to wrap. Avoid such gifts as rugby balls, walking sticks and saxophones.
 

Swanaldo

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Wear flip-flops, joggers and a hoodie if you are going to the Swimming Baths. It will streamline your post-swim changing room routine. T-shirts, pants and socks will only slow you down.
 

Swanaldo

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DOG OWNERS. Cheap supermarket nappy bags are much cheaper than dedicated dog poo bags, and they are scented for a more pleasurable ****-picking experience.
 

StroudGrecian

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Never trust a prankster.
 

Spoonz Red E

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When washing your hair wrap all the others in cellophane to keep them dry.
 

fred binneys head

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****, I should have known this would turn into Viz's Top Tips with you lot.
 

Avening Posse

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When visiting a tea room, go in p___d wearing a Hagar the Horrible T shirt and you are sure to get served really quickly
 

IndoMike

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Always look on the bright side of life until something bad happens
 

Greyhound

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a more pleasurable ****-picking experience.
To help achieve this, a shortish thin stick can sometimes be used to pick up the evidence, before placing in the bag.
 
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