Transcript of negotiations for new manager;
JT we like your cv & think you could be our man do you have any questions.
New manager (NM) well what is the salary?
JT, well Exeweb thought we were paying our last manager to much so should 75% of his salary, you must understand wears a fan owne club. But there are bonuses 25 % for promotion & another 25% if Exeweb likes you!
NM, that’s not to encouraging, I was looking at £200k per year, what about relocation expenses.
JT, we’ll pay for a van & you can get the players to help.
NM errr, Player budget?
JT, yes we have one.
NM, no how much will I have?
JT, not sure have to put it to Exeweb & see they think, get back to you next week.
NM, can I ask transfer budget or do you have to ask Exeweb.
JT, No I know that one nothing we only do free transfers or free agents, why what were you thinking?
NM, £100k minimum + £50k on the wage bill.
JT, ahhh I’ll have to ask Exeweb.
NM, plus 20% of all transfer profits back dated to 2017.
JT (now very red faced & sweaty) ok is that it I must be going Drs Appt Dan you see yourself out.
JT on phone hello Paul now about you leaving
JT we like your cv & think you could be our man do you have any questions.
New manager (NM) well what is the salary?
JT, well Exeweb thought we were paying our last manager to much so should 75% of his salary, you must understand wears a fan owne club. But there are bonuses 25 % for promotion & another 25% if Exeweb likes you!
NM, that’s not to encouraging, I was looking at £200k per year, what about relocation expenses.
JT, we’ll pay for a van & you can get the players to help.
NM errr, Player budget?
JT, yes we have one.
NM, no how much will I have?
JT, not sure have to put it to Exeweb & see they think, get back to you next week.
NM, can I ask transfer budget or do you have to ask Exeweb.
JT, No I know that one nothing we only do free transfers or free agents, why what were you thinking?
NM, £100k minimum + £50k on the wage bill.
JT, ahhh I’ll have to ask Exeweb.
NM, plus 20% of all transfer profits back dated to 2017.
JT (now very red faced & sweaty) ok is that it I must be going Drs Appt Dan you see yourself out.
JT on phone hello Paul now about you leaving