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Missing Person Alert

Grecian2K

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MISSING IN ACTION

Gracie - Caucasian female 5ft 0ins 545 lbs. Not been seen around these parts for several weeks now. Easily identifiable by her pale, sickly green pallor and the tattoo of The Golden Hind on her ginormous BeHind.

Believed to be accompanied by her pet puddy-tat Felix.

People are particularly urged to check their cellars as both are know to suffer from severe acrophobia and may be seeking a quick return to the relative safety and comfort of the basement.

If found please return to either Mr Harry Plotter or Mr Pinky Porkstain
c/o Hogwash Stadium
Outlandish Road
Cornwall PL0P S1E

No reward offered.
 

denzel

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I don't know about Gracie but I think Curiosity Killed the Cat. Last seen singing this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UYbSHexbi1Q
 

Colesman Ballz

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MISSING IN ACTION

Gracie - Caucasian female 5ft 0ins 545 lbs. Not been seen around these parts for several weeks now. Easily identifiable by her pale, sickly green pallor and the tattoo of The Golden Hind on her ginormous BeHind.

Believed to be accompanied by her pet puddy-tat Felix.

People are particularly urged to check their cellars as both are know to suffer from severe acrophobia and may be seeking a quick return to the relative safety and comfort of the basement.

If found please return to either Mr Harry Plotter or Mr Pinky Porkstain
c/o Hogwash Stadium
Outlandish Road
Cornwall PL0P S1E

No reward offered.
Perhaps the homeless in Sidwell Street have managed to eat all the pigeons and now started on the stray cat population ? ;)
 

Colesman Ballz

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Did wonder if Felix has swapped his green collar for a red and white one ? Knowing that he was a regular visitor to SJP, the sudden arrival of "City Cat" to these hallowed forums could indicate a change of allegiance ?
 

graiser

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I think Felix has been negotiating the huge loan deal that’s Sokolik to you chaps, all done today so he may pop up shortly!
 
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