Grecian2K
Very well known Exeweb poster
MISSING IN ACTION
Gracie - Caucasian female 5ft 0ins 545 lbs. Not been seen around these parts for several weeks now. Easily identifiable by her pale, sickly green pallor and the tattoo of The Golden Hind on her ginormous BeHind.
Believed to be accompanied by her pet puddy-tat Felix.
People are particularly urged to check their cellars as both are know to suffer from severe acrophobia and may be seeking a quick return to the relative safety and comfort of the basement.
If found please return to either Mr Harry Plotter or Mr Pinky Porkstain
c/o Hogwash Stadium
Outlandish Road
Cornwall PL0P S1E
No reward offered.
Gracie - Caucasian female 5ft 0ins 545 lbs. Not been seen around these parts for several weeks now. Easily identifiable by her pale, sickly green pallor and the tattoo of The Golden Hind on her ginormous BeHind.
Believed to be accompanied by her pet puddy-tat Felix.
People are particularly urged to check their cellars as both are know to suffer from severe acrophobia and may be seeking a quick return to the relative safety and comfort of the basement.
If found please return to either Mr Harry Plotter or Mr Pinky Porkstain
c/o Hogwash Stadium
Outlandish Road
Cornwall PL0P S1E
No reward offered.