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    Missing Person Alert

    MISSING IN ACTION

    Gracie - Caucasian female 5ft 0ins 545 lbs. Not been seen around these parts for several weeks now. Easily identifiable by her pale, sickly green pallor and the tattoo of The Golden Hind on her ginormous BeHind.

    Believed to be accompanied by her pet puddy-tat Felix.

    People are particularly urged to check their cellars as both are know to suffer from severe acrophobia and may be seeking a quick return to the relative safety and comfort of the basement.

    If found please return to either Mr Harry Plotter or Mr Pinky Porkstain
    c/o Hogwash Stadium
    Outlandish Road
    Cornwall PL0P S1E

    No reward offered.

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    Re: Missing Person Alert

    I don't know about Gracie but I think Curiosity Killed the Cat. Last seen singing this

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UYbSHexbi1Q

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    Re: Missing Person Alert

    Quote Originally Posted by Grecian2K View Post
    MISSING IN ACTION

    Gracie - Caucasian female 5ft 0ins 545 lbs. Not been seen around these parts for several weeks now. Easily identifiable by her pale, sickly green pallor and the tattoo of The Golden Hind on her ginormous BeHind.

    Believed to be accompanied by her pet puddy-tat Felix.

    People are particularly urged to check their cellars as both are know to suffer from severe acrophobia and may be seeking a quick return to the relative safety and comfort of the basement.

    If found please return to either Mr Harry Plotter or Mr Pinky Porkstain
    c/o Hogwash Stadium
    Outlandish Road
    Cornwall PL0P S1E

    No reward offered.
    Perhaps the homeless in Sidwell Street have managed to eat all the pigeons and now started on the stray cat population ?

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