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    Re: Top City Striker signs for Slime!

    Now now, snotties. Face the facts.

    The only reason you ended up with Joel was that Harry Plotter wasn't prepared to splash the extra cash for Homer.

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    Last edited by Grecian2K; 02 July 2017 at 17:41.

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    Re: Top City Striker signs for Slime!

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Croll may yet come good. He's still only a youngster, plenty of time for him to develop!

    More importantly we've got Moxey...! A championship quality player with bags of experience that plenty of top end L1 sides would have signed up in a heartbeat. Makes your current signings this year look pretty lackluster in comparison.
    Of course, you lot could never have hoped to sign Deano, he bleeds red and white innit.
    And with Harry Potter only handing out small change to Adams, they couldn't even have afforded him anyway. Of course they would have liked Wheeler and Watkins, but couldn't have afforded them either, and had to make do with Grant, the suckers !

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    Re: Top City Striker signs for Slime!

    Quote Originally Posted by Colesman Ballz View Post
    And with Harry Potter only handing out small change to Adams, they couldn't even have afforded him anyway. Of course they would have liked Wheeler and Watkins, but couldn't have afforded them either, and had to make do with Grant, the suckers !
    Yep cos Wheeler and Watkins really ripped us apart when we played you didn't they? And Watkins is really hot property isn't he after his end of season performances, bambi on ice at Wembley. Put two players on him and he throws a tantrum and goes missing.

    Yep, clearly Adams doesn't know how to choose players. Hmmm... Carey, Bradley, Jervis, Threlkeld, Taylor, Fox all for free.

    I'll accept his assessment over you lot any day.

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    Re: Top City Striker signs for Slime!

    I guess you can make the Jamaican Neymar feel at home by singing that Bob Marley song you all like, won't make any difference though, he will still run past 3 blokes, do 8 stepovers at the same time, and eventually lose the ball
    Last edited by Avening Posse; 03 July 2017 at 09:32.

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    Re: Top City Striker signs for Slime!

    Quote Originally Posted by Avening Posse View Post
    I guess you can make the Jamaican Neymar feel at home by singing that Bob Marley song you all like, won't make any difference though, he will still run past 3 blokes, do 8 stepovers at the same time, and eventually lose the ball
    Messi, surely.

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    Re: Top City Striker signs for Slime!

    Quote Originally Posted by Avening Posse View Post
    I guess you can make the Jamaican Neymar feel at home by singing that Bob Marley song you all like, won't make any difference though, he will still run past 3 blokes, do 8 stepovers at the same time, and eventually lose the ball
    But at least he'll get the ball which is more than your lot did at HP and Wembury.

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    Re: Top City Striker signs for Slime!

    On the Beebsite:
    Joel Grant: Plymouth Argyle forward came 'very close' to staying at Exeter City .... then he sobered up

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    Re: Top City Striker signs for Slime!

    Quote Originally Posted by Colesman Ballz View Post
    And with Harry Potter only handing out small change to Adams, they couldn't even have afforded him anyway. Of course they would have liked Wheeler and Watkins, but couldn't have afforded them either, and had to make do with Grant, the suckers !
    You didn't rate him, but you paid part of his wages and we're the suckers ?

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    Re: Top City Striker signs for Slime!

    Quote Originally Posted by graiser View Post
    You didn't rate him, but you paid part of his wages and we're the suckers ?
    Don't worry, the kudos of having a current full International in your ranks for the first time in years, will make your collective hearts swell with pride, until you realise that all the time off you give him, is to sit on the team bench getting splinters up his sphincter !

    However there is a bright side, he's a damn sight better than Mpenza, and a whole lot cheaper too !

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    Re: Top City Striker signs for Slime!

    Quote Originally Posted by Colesman Ballz View Post
    Don't worry, the kudos of having a current full International in your ranks for the first time in years, will make your collective hearts swell with pride, until you realise that all the time off you give him, is to sit on the team bench getting splinters up his sphincter !

    However there is a bright side, he's a damn sight better than Mpenza, and a whole lot cheaper too !
    Mispost.... .......
    Last edited by IndoMike; 05 July 2017 at 13:11.

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