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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ...that he started campaigning against the referendum verdict because it went against the way he voted.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ... he thought campaign was cockney fizzy wine with the cockney being so drunk he dropped the h in the wrong place.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ...he thought a pincer movement was a Doberman's poo.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ...he thought Yo-yo Dieter was a German hip hop artist.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ...he thought Robbie Coltrane was one of Thomas the Tank Engine's mates.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    Quote Originally Posted by Billy The Fish View Post
    In the RAF, a bloke in front of me in the queue at the Tool Store asked for some paint brushes.

    "I got 3", 2" or 1" said the Storeman .

    "Hmmm" He replied "How big are the 2 inch ones ? "

    True story.
    I was in a takeaway the other day and some bloke asked what the difference was between a small and a large kebab.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    In the "Passage Inn" Topsham many years ago I overheard a conversation between two women talking about dogs. " My favourites are those Dormobiles" one of them said.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    Quote Originally Posted by contrabombarde View Post
    In the "Passage Inn" Topsham many years ago I overheard a conversation between two women talking about dogs*. " My favourites are those Dormobiles" one of them said.
    * 'dogging'.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ....he took all his stuff out of the garage and now he puts his CAR in there !

    It's like his car has its own little house. How we laughed.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    My navy mate's so thick he doesn't want to be buried at sea cos he can't swim.

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