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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    In the RAF, a bloke in front of me in the queue at the Tool Store asked for some paint brushes.

    "I got 3", 2" or 1" said the Storeman .

    "Hmmm" He replied "How big are the 2 inch ones ? "

    True story.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    He also got promoted before me.


    Sad but true story.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ... he thought Napoli was how babies dressed.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    Not my mate but me actually, when ordering a Viz magazine subscription and the girl on the phone asked me if I wanted 10 issues and I thought she said "tennis shoes " I immediately thought I had dialed the wrong number. The conversation got even more bizarre when I told her that she hadn't even asked me what my shoe size was.
    My wife listening to the conversation twigged my stupidity and I couldn't even understand why she was crying with laughter.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    Quote Originally Posted by contrabombarde View Post
    Not my mate but me actually, when ordering a Viz magazine subscription and the girl on the phone asked me if I wanted 10 issues and I thought she said "tennis shoes " I immediately thought I had dialed the wrong number. The conversation got even more bizarre when I told her that she hadn't even asked me what my shoe size was.
    My wife listening to the conversation twigged my stupidity and I couldn't even understand why she was crying with laughter.
    Had a similar surreal experience the other day, the phone salesman was talking about new discounts and I was wondering why he was promoting naked vampires.
    Last edited by STURTZ; 08 June 2016 at 12:52.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    Quote Originally Posted by contrabombarde View Post
    Not my mate but me actually, when ordering a Viz magazine subscription and the girl on the phone asked me if I wanted 10 issues and I thought she said "tennis shoes " I immediately thought I had dialed the wrong number. The conversation got even more bizarre when I told her that she hadn't even asked me what my shoe size was.
    My wife listening to the conversation twigged my stupidity and I couldn't even understand why she was crying with laughter.
    Someone told my wife today that she'd received a call from an Indian lady who asked if she could check her unclaimed PPI's.

    She replied that there was nothing wrong with her eyesight !

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    .....he thought Pubic Hair was Gus Honeybun's cousin....

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    ...he thought a stampede was a Scottish philatelist.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ...he joined a vigilante group and beat up a paediatrician.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ... he thought a male antelope was an unclelope

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