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    My mate's so thick...

    ...he thought Flexible Isa was a Glaswegian stripper.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ...he thought Chanel No 5 was a TV station.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ...he talks to himself and thinks others give a f***...;-)

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    Quote Originally Posted by Antony Moxey View Post
    ...he talks to himself and thinks others give a f***...;-)
    Is he called Brian and comes from Crediton?

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ...he thought The Rovers Return was a bus ticket.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ...he thought Legs Akimbo was an Ethiopian middle distance runner.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ... he thought Exeter was a referendum option.

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    ...he thought they'd won promotion in November :-D

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    My mate was so thick we were in the queue for the canteen at work and he asked the woman behind the counter, "whats in them sausage rolls " ,i kid you not

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    Re: My mate's so thick...

    Quote Originally Posted by grecian55 View Post
    My mate was so thick we were in the queue for the canteen at work and he asked the woman behind the counter, "whats in them sausage rolls " ,i kid you not
    The woman asked him if he wanted a jumbo hot dog but he said he refused to eat elephant.

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