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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Tell her to look up the f king virtual ladder, bloke with the brush and f king virtual pot of virtual paint.

    Bought a local ale this morning, Hung Drawn and Slaughtered from Castle Brewery, Lostwithiel. 10%!
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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Is that 10% chance of surviving until our next game?

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Are we home Tuesday?

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    On to the Hip Hop from The Fish Key (Looe), 4.5%. They claim that they use local fish for the finings, the irony is that it's one of the cloudiest beers I ever had and will probably give me the sh ts. Drank it anyway, luckily my panic buying included mountains of toilet rolls.

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Okay I am getting really bored of this "City not playing due to the weather" business so have come in to drown out the depression. Large G&T please landlord for starters, followed by a pint of Fat Yak (you know, the one you have imported especially for me from Oz) and a packet of pork scratchings please, and DO NOT bring up the bleddy weather !!

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    You know how it is AP... you don't see a City match for three weeks then three turn up at once. Anyway I'll join you with a can or two of Special Brew, I hear they are doing a special offer. Apparently you get a free liver transplant with every case.

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    Ah Special Brew, I remember that from my youth, think I will stick to Fat Yak, now get them in Contra and I'll set up the pool table....best of 3 ?

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    I've recently been placed on the pub watch scheme for two years. I assume I'm still allowed in here though.

    Pint please barman
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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Quote Originally Posted by Angus View Post
    I've recently been placed on the pub watch scheme for two years. I assume I'm still allowed in here though.

    Pint please barman
    Is that Chris Packham and Michaela Strachan with the film crew in the corner?

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Quote Originally Posted by STURTZ View Post
    Don't mention quizzes to me, by this time next week I will be a laughing stock!
    Looks like I got away with it!

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