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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Scampi fries please - thanking you.

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Jan Yeo View Post
    I'll have a double Navy rum and coke please.
    Go home and get your wallet first.

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Jan Yeo View Post
    I'll have a double Navy rum and coke please.....do you do food, mate?
    We do if you do money.

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Who is the landlord of this sh*t hole ?

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Don't start gobbing off again. You'll get us chucked out.

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Angela the Cuban table dancer has just flicked fag ash in me doom bar

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Alright lads, I've been on the virtual ***** all day, so you lot need to play virtual catch up!

    But whilst you're at the back I'll have a pint of Thatchers please?

    Just got to go and relieve myself while that pints being poured. Is there a virtual condom machine in the bogs? Fancy my chances with the virtual missus tonight.

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Quote Originally Posted by elginCity View Post
    Angela the Cuban table dancer has just flicked fag ash in me doom bar
    Leave it mate, it's not worth it!

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Is it too early for one of those chilli flavoured zambucas?

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    Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

    Quote Originally Posted by greenawayr View Post
    Leave it mate, it's not worth it!
    Too late..

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